Bill Allred Quotes

I've got a woolly worm for ya!

I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them.

There is no way you could sit down more than you do.

You treat your food like a scab.

Hey, Dad, I'm going to reassemble this magpie carcass.

I don't believe the government has a knobby.

I'm afraid of passing out in the pit.

You haven't tasted my mouth! God!

I'm telling you, back in those Wendover days, it wasn't that hard to get it out of me.

I like boob-sweat. I have some right now.

What do you mean you washed my three-piece hemp suit in the laundry?

Billy Dee Williams once had a one-night stand with Neil Simon.

I'm talking from my muff.

Eat your way to safety!

We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!