Bill Allred Quotes

I used to eat Gina's curd.

Is that about farting zombies?

KSL is the Zoloft of the evening news.

They're from the guy who snipped my nuts.

Nothing will wilt spinach like an Egyptian fart.

I used to wear food briefs. They were crumby.

I'm telling you, back in those Wendover days, it wasn't that hard to get it out of me.

You know, that's the first time I've ever been able to smell a website.

It's fun to watch butter on the hoof.

I'm talking from my muff.

I always say, "Don't let your meat loaf."

Nothing cleans my palette like a polka.

Words can hurt, you stupid bitch.

You're a quirky doctor aren't you? Good, because I have a sore quirky.

Growing up with the runs.