Walt Kelly Quotes

Foo, a beautiful gal wastes her time gracin' up this swamp.

Ever since I heard you is got a million dollars I notice you is fraught with perspicacity.

We have met the enemy and it is us.

Oop — I is tripped.

Deck us all with Boston Charlie Walla Walla, Wash, and Kalamazoo! Nora's freezin' on the trolley, Swaller dollar cauliflower Alleygaroo! Don't we know archaic barrel, Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou. Trolley Molly don't love Harold, Boola Boola Pensacoola Hullabaloo! Bark us all bow-wows of folly, Polly wolly cracker n' too-da-loo! Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon, Willy, folly go through! Donkey Bonny brays a carol, Antelope Cantaloup, 'lope with you! Chollie's collie barks at Barrow, Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo Duck us all in bowls of barley, Hinky dinky dink an' Polly Voo! Chilly Filly's name is Chollie, Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo! Bark us all bow-wows of folly, Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof! Tizzy seas on melon collie! Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!

If you can't win, don't join them; learn how to lose.

You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin'!

Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts.

Looking back on things, the view always improves.

God is not dead — He is merely unemployed...

Don't take life so serious. It ain't nohow permanent.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

Eventually every man gotta face the problem of tryin' to figger if it’s worthwhile to prove that he is himself.

[After Pogo says, Eventual Porky, I figger ev'ry critter's heart's in the right place., Porky responds:] If you gotta be wrong 'bout somthin', that's 'bout the best thing they is to be wrong 'bout.

The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.