Top 15 Wesley Chu Quotes

Son, you hungry?" Roen said, coming up behind him. "I found this pizza joint a few blocks away. It's French pizza—" he made a face "—but French pizza's better than no pizza. Interested?

“What’s the trick?”
It is easy. The trick is I am much smarter than you.

Then someone said the magic words. “The Internet is down!”

He was an awful liar. Tao often lamented how bad he was at it, citing it as an Achilles heel in his future career as a secret agent.
It’s true. Lying, charm, and a well-fitting suit are the traits that distinguish James Bond from every other asshole with a gun.
“I don’t think I even own a suit.”
You do not own the other two either.

Once you spend three thousand years in the same place, you are pretty much done with it forever.

He took his time strapping on his customized armor and loading his weapon magazines, rifle, pistol, and assorted knives. For him, preparing for battle was a divine ritual, a blessing and sacrifice to the Holy Ones. He intended to show his devotion by expunging as many of the enemy as he could.

I tried to warn you about her.
“You’re not helping.”
But nope, teenage humans. The worst, most ill-conceived creatures in the universe.
“Other than turkeys, right?”
Yes, nothing beats those morons.

He ducked when he could, blocked when he had to, and gave up ground faster than the French in World War II.

He was also designated the tactical lead during this operation, simply because everyone else had an accent, which would give them away in a heartbeat. Well, everyone except for Chase, who was from Dallas, but that guy couldn’t lead children to an ice cream truck, let alone a last-minute multi-faceted ambush.

You, somehow, have the greatest potential of all my hosts, and are one of the dumbest, at the same time.
“Gee, thanks for the confidence booster.”
On the contrary, it is brave stupid people who change the world. The smart ones are usually too smart to even try.

She was at the same time extraordinarily sweet and completely vapid. She spent half of her time at school staring at her cell phone and the other half staring at herself.

Fate is created, not ordained.

“I don’t know how many ways I can say no before it sinks into his concrete head.”
The rich rarely accept “no” as an answer.

Conquering a kingdom is always the easy part. It is keeping it that is difficult.

When there is no one else left to fight, then there will be nothing left but peace.