Top 15 Wil Wheaton Quotes

Things every person should have:

•A nemesis.
•An evil twin.
•A secret headquarters.
•An escape hatch.
•A partner in crime.
•A secret identity.

Wil Wheaton Says: Don't be a dick.

Sometimes we know in our bones what we really need to do, but we're afraid to do it. Taking a chance and stepping beyond the safety of the world we've always known is the only way to grow, though and without risk there is no reward.

Be honest.
Be kind.
Be honorable.
Work hard.
And always be awesome.

I have found that the key to being happy — well, one of the keys, anyway — is to be easily amused,

You can’t has,' he whispered softly, 'not yours.

The reality of this election is that we can choose between a disappointing Democrat and the end of the world.

As an adult, getting paid thousands of dollars a week to say, “Aye, Sir. Course laid in” is a seriously sweet gig, but when I was a teenager, it sucked.

will never understand why the Internet seems to take away the basic humanity of most people, and allows — no, enables — them to say things that they’d never say to another person face to face.

I wonder if The Lesson is that, in order to succeed, I need to rely upon myself, trust myself, love myself, and not put my happiness and sadness into the hands of others.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be as good an actor as Patrick, as cool as Frakes, and as funny as Brent. From time to time, one of them would say something to me that made me feel like I'd taken a step in that direction, and it always meant the world to me. I loved it when Brent would joke around with me, because it made me feel like I was the peer I so desperately wanted to be, instead of the clueless teenager I knew I was.

I can't believe you said that about fire ants and thunderstorms! You are such a Houstonist!

Well, I’ve got three things working against me before I even
walk into the room:

1. I’m the last speaker of the day. The fans are tired and a little
burned out.

2. I’m following Michael Dorn and Marina Sirtis. They do conventions
together all the time, have a set routine that never
fails, and the fans adore them.

3. I was Wesley Crusher.

Lore: Making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!

I need to rely upon myself, trust myself, love myself and not put my happiness and sadness into the hands of others.