As Jules Renard said, no matter how much care an author takes to write as few books as possible, there will be people who haven’t heard of some of th… - Donald Barthelme

True dragons are Danish and speak Danish, a tongue that the Danes themselves describe as less a language than a throat disease. To attract a dragon, one chains a naked maiden to a rock. The maiden must be chained to the rock in such a way that every part of her is visible to the dragon. Many famous paintings demonstrate the technique; Ingres's Angelica Saved by Ruggiero is an example. After the dragon has inspected your maiden to its heart's content, you issue one of the conventional formal challenges, in Danish—'Jeg udfordre dig til ridderlig camp' is the way one usually puts it—and then the fight begins.

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Self-criticism sessions were held, but these produced more criticism than could usefully be absorbed or accomodated.