Hey, ASDA, I ain't gonna be your bitch! - Bill Bailey

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Hey, ASDA, I ain't gonna be your bitch!

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About Bill Bailey

Bill Bailey (born Mark Bailey 13 January 1965) is a British musician and comedian.

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Birth Name: Mark Bailey
Alternative Names: Mark Robert Bailey
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Not a very well-known fact, but on planes they always carry a trombone just in case there's a disaster and they need to keep morale up. All cabin crew - fully proficient in the trombone. And of course there's a double facility: if you ditch at sea, it can be used as a snorkel.

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