Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. - Mark Twain

Jane Austen's books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

No man has a wholly undiseased mind ... in one way or another all men are mad.

But the truth is, that when a Library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it, the deep unconscious irony of it delights me and doesn't anger me.