Before I go on, I want to ask if there are any Hell's Angels here tonight? [no response] … Those pussy-whipped faggots! - Robin Williams

The sound crapped out for a bit, that's why I'm using SupposiSound! No one wants their tapes back, I wonder why.

One of the fundamental things is in a jihad. That sounds like a country western term like, "Jiii-had!"

I was on this German talk show and this woman said to me, she said, "Mr. Williams, why do you think there's not so much comedy in Germany?" I said, "Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?" [laughter and applause] And...it was...and here's where it got interesting. She didn't bat an eyelash. She just went "No". At that point, even God's going, "Do you get it?!" German comedy: "Knock-knock--We ask the questions!".