I don’t like jumping in the ocean and pretending to be a fish. I don’t surf and I don’t enjoy swimming. ...I don’t enjoy fishing either. I must come … - Michael Scott Gallegos

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I don’t like jumping in the ocean and pretending to be a fish. I don’t surf and I don’t enjoy swimming. ...I don’t enjoy fishing either. I must come from a line of beasts that lived on the beach but not in the ocean.

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About Michael Scott Gallegos

Michael Scott Gallegos is an artist, photographer, audio book narrator and producer of ThoughtAudio.com, which distributes his free audio books. He is also a short story writer with a blog on Wordpress.

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