I now make the only true statement you are to expect – that I am a liar. This confession is, I consider, a full defence against all imputations. My s… - Luciano Pavarotti

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I now make the only true statement you are to expect – that I am a liar. This confession is, I consider, a full defence against all imputations. My subject is, then, what I have neither seen, experienced, nor been told, what neither exists nor could conceivably do so. I humbly solicit my readers' incredulity.