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On the phone with his wife when the plane he was on stopped after hitting a deer. - Bill Engvall
" "On the phone with his wife when the plane he was on stopped after hitting a deer.
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About Bill Engvall
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. (born July 27, 1957) is an American comedian, and a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
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Watching NASCAR with my wife is like taking a test. Every single turn, she has a question. Now, here's the problem: Sometimes her questions actually make sense, I don't have an answer for them. So, I have to do that guy thing and go Pfft! You ever hear your man do that, ladies? That means he doesn't know the answer, but he's thinking.
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