Women is strange. You take my tip; I’m wise. I know enough to know I'll never know The ’uman female mind ... - C. J. Dennis

Livin' an' lovin'; learnin' day be day; Pausin' a minute in the barmy strife
To find that 'elpin' others on the way Is gold coined fer your profit—sich is life.

But the snobs are ever with us, snobs of art, of place, of pelf.
And, reading this, I rather think I might be one myself.

Willy! O 'ell! 'Ere wus a flamin' pill! A moniker that alwus makes me ill.
"If it's the same to you, mum," I replies "I answer quicker to the name of Bill."