There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it.

Biographies are but clothes and buttons of the man — the biography of the man himself cannot be written.

I am persuaded that in Russia, Austria, and Germany nine-tenths of the hostility to the Jew comes from the average Christian's inability to compete successfully with the average Jew in business--in either straight business or the questionable sort.