The Dean will probably be down to get you in another minute," Eliot said. "Here's my advice. Sit there…and try to look like you belong here. And if y… - Lev Grossman

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The Dean will probably be down to get you in another minute," Eliot said. "Here's my advice. Sit there…and try to look like you belong here. And if you tell him you saw me smoking, I will banish you to the lowest circle of hell. Which I've never been there, but if even half of what I hear is true it's almost as bad as Brooklyn.

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Lev Grossman (born June 26, 1969) is an American novelist and journalist.

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