Harry Rowohlt, the fellow who translated my book into Germa… - David Sedaris

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Harry Rowohlt, the fellow who translated my book into German and is reading with me on my tour, told me that when someone on the bus or at a nearby table in a restaurant talks on a cell phone, he likes to lean over and shout, "Come back to bed, I'm freezing."

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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