I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. [sighs] It… - Steven Wright

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I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. [sighs] It's a start...

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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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Birth Name: Steven Alexander Wright

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Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

Una conciencia tranquila es generalmente el signo de una mala memoria

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. [sighs] It's a start... - Steven Wright

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