I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidental… - Steven Wright

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I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension. - Steven Wright

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