I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, merry fucking Ch… - Denis Leary | Quotewise

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I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, merry fucking Christmas!

Denis Leary

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About Denis Leary

Denis Colin Leary (born August 18, 1957, in Worcester, Massachusetts) is an American actor, comedian, writer and director.

Also Known As

Birth Name: Denis Colin Leary

Alternative Names: Dennis Leary • Denis C. Leary • D. C. Leary • D. Leary • Leary • Leary, Denis Colin

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(talking about The Lord Of The Dance) Have you seen that show? If you have, GET OUT! Get the hell out of my show right now!

I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man!

Did I miss a fucking meeting with the coffee? You can get every other flavor except COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE! They got mochaccino, they've got chococcino, frapaccino, capaccino, rapaccino, Al Pacino, WHAT THE FUCK! www.whattheFUCK.com!!