This pair in matrimony </br> Go most unequal snacks: </br> He gets all the Honey, </br> And she gets all the whacks. - Theodore Hook

Cease your humming; </br> The case is "on"; </br> Defendant's Cumming, </br> Plaintiff's—gone!

Cease, ye Etonians! and no more </br> With rival wits contend: </br> Feathers, we know, will float in air, </br> And bubbles will ascend.

When Anacreon would fight, as the poets have said, </br> A reverse he display'd in his vapour, </br> For while all his poems were loaded with lead, </br> His pistols were loaded with paper. For excuses, Anacreon old custom may thank, </br> Such a salvo he should not abuse, </br> For the cartridge, by rule, is always made blank, </br> That is fired away at Reviews.