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if my name was on a serious work like this it would never get fair treatment. They would all say I had tried to be funny and failed.

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I would hate to be taken seriously. Serious people are always so grim and uptight that they make me want to dance naked on the lawn playing a flute.

I would like to take you seriously but to do so would affront your intelligence.

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