I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's as… - Art Buchwald

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I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's asleep.

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Arthur "Art" Buchwald (20 October 1925 – 17 January 2007) was an American humorist best known for his long-running column in The Washington Post newspaper, which focused on political satire and commentary. He received the Pulitzer Prize for Outstanding Commentary in 1982 and in 1986 was elected to the American Academy and Institute of Arts and Letters.

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I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's asleep. - Art Buchwald

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