"Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you?" - Charles M. Schulz

Il re Luigi II? Beh, sottraendo Luigi XIV da Luigi XVI, si ha Luigi II! Ah, no? Diavolo! Mi pareva una risposta niente male!

So you have a new baby sister, huh Charlie Brown?
Yes, and I'm so happy...
Happy?! I suppose it's never occurred to you that over-population is a serious problem?!

"My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that life has him beaten."
"Tell him to take out the goalie."