Larry's grandmother has died at age 104 - Bill Engvall

I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."

Because we've become so ecologically minded now, they have developed a product called "Rapidly Dissolving Toilet Paper." Just how "rapidly" are we talking? 'Cause I don't want to have to play "Beat the Clock" in the thicket.

Engvall's car breaks down on a highway, there's smoke pouring out of the hood, and a motorist stops to help him.