That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are … - Garrison Keillor

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That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

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About Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor (born 7 August 1942) is an American novelist, humorist, comedian, and public radio personality.

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Alternative Names: Gary Edward Keillor

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