"You know what a learning experience is? A learning experience is one of those things that says, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that. - Douglas Adams

He turned slowly like a fridge door opening.

I am a private detective. I am paid to be inquisitive and presumptuous.

"[The Head of Radio Three] had been ensnared by the Music Director of the college and a Professor of Philosophy. These two were busy explaining to the harassed man that the phrase "too much Mozart" was, given any reasonable definition of those three words, an inherently self-contradictory expression, and that any sentence which contained such a phrase would be thereby rendered meaningless and could not, consequently, be advanced as part of an argument in favour of any given programme-scheduling strategy."