I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas? - Jean Kerr

You can't sleep until noon with the proper élan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

If you can keep your head when all about are losing theirs, it's just possible that you haven't grasped the situation.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.