...I haven't seen so many dirty snouts, and slimy arseholes crammed into such a small space since I last looked inside a sausage. - Charlie Brooker

The second Transformers movie came out this year. I didn't fight for a ticket. I'd caught the first one by accident. It was like being pinned to the ground while an angry dishwasher shat in your face for two hours. Any human dumb enough to voluntarily sit through a second helping of that unremitting fecal spew really ought to just get up and leave the planet via the nearest window before their continued presence does lasting damage to the gene pool.

He could probably make you a cloud sandwich if you asked. Or a blancmange made of numbers.

Super injunctions are interesting legal weapons really, they don't just gag the press, they gag them from mentioning the existence of the gag.