Pity the poor old rhino with A bodger on its bonce. - Michael Flanders

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Pity the poor old rhino with
A bodger on its bonce.

Michael Flanders

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Michael Flanders (1 March 1922 – 14 April 1975) was an English actor, broadcaster, and writer and performer of comic songs. The music of his songs was usually written by Donald Swann, who also performed with him.

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Ogden Nash W. S. Gilbert Rudyard Kipling Noël Coward Oliver Goldsmith

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The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long,
And likewise wise
But headstrong strong

No more will I go
To Blandford Forum
And Mortehoe -
On the Slow Train
From Midsomer Norton
And Mumby Road -
No churns, no porter
No cat on a seat
At Chorlton-cum-Hardy
Or Chester-le-Street
I won't be leaving again
On the Slow Train

Son, son, I admire your sincerity. Always be sincere - whether you mean it or not.

Pity the poor old rhino with A bodger on its bonce. - Michael Flanders

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