No more will I go To Blandford Forum And Mortehoe - On the Slow Train From Midsomer Norton And Mumby Road - No churns, no porter No cat on a seat At … - Michael Flanders

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No more will I go
To Blandford Forum
And Mortehoe -
On the Slow Train
From Midsomer Norton
And Mumby Road -
No churns, no porter
No cat on a seat
At Chorlton-cum-Hardy
Or Chester-le-Street
I won't be leaving again
On the Slow Train

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About Michael Flanders

Michael Flanders (1 March 1922 – 14 April 1975) was an English actor, broadcaster, and writer and performer of comic songs. The music of his songs was usually written by Donald Swann, who also performed with him.

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Away on the hilltop sat combing her hair
His fair Hippopotamine maid.
The Hippopotamus was no ignoramus
And sang her this sweet serenade: Mud! Mud! Glorious mud!
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
So, follow me, follow, down to the hollow,
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.
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