I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have t… - Daniel Tosh

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.

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Daniel Tosh (born 29 May 1975) is an American comedian.

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Birth Name: Daniel Dwight Tosh

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. - Daniel Tosh

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