She took those pills from the pill concocter, And Isabel calmly cured the doctor. - Ogden Nash

My fellow man I do not care for.
I often ask me, What's he there for?
The only answer i can find
Is, Reproduction of his kind.

The bear said, Isabel, glad to meet you,
How do, Isabel, now I'll eat you!
Isabel, Isabel, didn't worry.
Isabel didn't scream or scurry.
She washed her hands, and she straightened her hair up,
Then Isabel quietly ate the bear up.

The song of canaries
Never varies,
And when they're moulting
They're pretty revolting.