CM Punk playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese is never going… - John Morrison

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CM Punk playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese is never going to reach the intellectual heights and experience the life that John Morrison experiences and, therefore, he will never know what to do in the ring against John Morrison.

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John Zafir Hennigan (born October 3, 1979) is an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring names John Morrison and Johnny Nitro..

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Alternative Names: John Randall Hennigan • Johnny Nitro • Johnny Mundo • Johnny Impact • John Hennigan • John Superstar Hennigan • Johnny Inbox • John Enpalmes • Jonathan Caballero • Johnny Whitewoods • Johnny LasTunas • Johnny Sinso

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If Santa came to the Palace of Wisdom, we'd beat him up with candy canes.

Well think about it, Punk. Think about it before you sign that. Last week, you couldn't even last fifteen minutes in the ring with the new face of extreme, the Tuesday night delight, John Morrison.

CM Punk, I suggest cashing in your tickets at Chuck E. Cheese for a replica ECW Championship because that’s the closest you’re ever going to get to the gates of paradise.

CM Punk playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese is never going to reach the intellectual heights and experience the life that John Morrison experiences … - John Morrison

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