John Morrison Quotes

CM Punk, I suggest cashing in your tickets at Chuck E. Cheese for a replica ECW Championship because that’s the closest you’re ever going to get to the gates of paradise.

At the Palace of Wisdom they don't send a boy to do a man's job, they send The Shaman; the Shaman of Sexy. (in reference to Shawn Michaels and his theme song referring to himself as a Sexy Boy)

I don't take calls from Joey Styles at the Palace of Wisdom.

Teddy Long could never hang out at the Palace of Wisdom..

You know what, Punk? You been knockin' at my door at the palace of wisdom ever since I became the ECW champion. But sittin' right there with your lame tattoos and that little chair is as close as you're ever gonna get to earthly paradise.

CM Punk playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese is never going to reach the intellectual heights and experience the life that John Morrison experiences and, therefore, he will never know what to do in the ring against John Morrison.

We can't smell what The Rock is cookin' at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't have worms at the Palace of Wisdom.

You're dying to spend a night with me in the Palace of Wisdom. (to Kelly Kelly)

We don't like snakes in the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't play with action figures at the Palace Of Wisdom.

We don't get Top Rope Theatre at the Palace of Wisdom

We date real women in the Palace of Wisdom.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the reason you're all here tonight, the new face of extreme, the man who defeated CM Punk in the middle of the ring at the Great American Bash, the greatest ECW champion of all time... John Morrison.

We don't need sexual performance enhancers at the Palace of Wisdom... but we use them anyway.