John Morrison Quotes

We don't need sexual performance enhancers at the Palace of Wisdom... but we use them anyway.

I don't take calls from Joey Styles at the Palace of Wisdom.

At the Palace of Wisdom they don't send a boy to do a man's job, they send The Shaman; the Shaman of Sexy. (in reference to Shawn Michaels and his theme song referring to himself as a Sexy Boy)

We don't play with action figures at the Palace Of Wisdom.

We don't dance with leprechauns at the Palace of Wisdom.

CM Punk, I suggest cashing in your tickets at Chuck E. Cheese for a replica ECW Championship because that’s the closest you’re ever going to get to the gates of paradise.

We do have jackets like that at the Palace of Wisdom. (in reference to [[w:Michael Hayes|Michael

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the reason you're all here tonight, the new face of extreme, the man who defeated CM Punk in the middle of the ring at the Great American Bash, the greatest ECW champion of all time... John Morrison.

We date real women in the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't have worms at the Palace of Wisdom.

You're dying to spend a night with me in the Palace of Wisdom. (to Kelly Kelly)

We don't let nerds hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't get Top Rope Theatre at the Palace of Wisdom

You know what, Punk? You been knockin' at my door at the palace of wisdom ever since I became the ECW champion. But sittin' right there with your lame tattoos and that little chair is as close as you're ever gonna get to earthly paradise.

If Santa came to the Palace of Wisdom, we'd beat him up with candy canes.