John Morrison Quotes

We don't need sexual performance enhancers at the Palace of Wisdom... but we use them anyway.

We don't dance with leprechauns at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't play with action figures at the Palace Of Wisdom.

We don't let nerds hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.

I don't take calls from Joey Styles at the Palace of Wisdom.

Teddy Long could never hang out at the Palace of Wisdom..

We don't allow sludge at the Palace of Wisdom

At the Palace of Wisdom they don't send a boy to do a man's job, they send The Shaman; the Shaman of Sexy. (in reference to Shawn Michaels and his theme song referring to himself as a Sexy Boy)

We don't like fatties at the Palace of Wisdom.

CM Punk playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese is never going to reach the intellectual heights and experience the life that John Morrison experiences and, therefore, he will never know what to do in the ring against John Morrison.

We can't smell what The Rock is cookin' at the Palace of Wisdom.

We date real women in the Palace of Wisdom.

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. the truth is WWE Universe loves John Morrison

We don't have worms at the Palace of Wisdom.

You know what, Punk? You been knockin' at my door at the palace of wisdom ever since I became the ECW champion. But sittin' right there with your lame tattoos and that little chair is as close as you're ever gonna get to earthly paradise.