John Morrison Quotes

CM Punk playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese is never going to reach the intellectual heights and experience the life that John Morrison experiences and, therefore, he will never know what to do in the ring against John Morrison.

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. the truth is WWE Universe loves John Morrison

We can't smell what The Rock is cookin' at the Palace of Wisdom.

The problem with Punk and the straightedge lifestyle is that he doesn’t experience the things that John Morrison experiences.

William Blake once said the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. And that’s where I dwell. John Morrison is enlightened.

If Santa came to the Palace of Wisdom, we'd beat him up with candy canes.

I don't take calls from Joey Styles at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't like fatties at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't let virgins hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't let nerds hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.

Roll ups don't exist at the Palace of Wisdom

We hang out with Mr. Fuji at the Palace of Wisdom.

We do have jackets like that at the Palace of Wisdom. (in reference to [[w:Michael Hayes|Michael

I am the guru of greatness, the shaman of sexy, the ECW champion John Morrison. I am beyond good and evil, a portal to the infinite. Punk, you are temporary, fleeting, a footnote to an average reality. You want me to embarrass you at SummerSlam? Is that it? Then go ahead, sign it, but the fact is you can't handle the pressure, Punk. You couldn't handle being the ECW champion.

We don't like snakes in the Palace of Wisdom.