John Morrison Quotes

If Santa came to the Palace of Wisdom, we'd beat him up with candy canes.

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. the truth is WWE Universe loves John Morrison

We don't let nerds hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.

We don't need sexual performance enhancers at the Palace of Wisdom... but we use them anyway.

We don't allow sludge at the Palace of Wisdom

William Blake once said the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. And that’s where I dwell. John Morrison is enlightened.

We don't drink diet soda at the Palace of Wisdom, Punk!

Teddy Long could never hang out at the Palace of Wisdom..

Look, Maria. I know what you're thinking. I don't bring girls that look like you home to the Palace of Wisdom. But that doesn't mean you can't dream about it.

CM Punk playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese is never going to reach the intellectual heights and experience the life that John Morrison experiences and, therefore, he will never know what to do in the ring against John Morrison.

At the Palace of Wisdom they don't send a boy to do a man's job, they send The Shaman; the Shaman of Sexy. (in reference to Shawn Michaels and his theme song referring to himself as a Sexy Boy)

We don't have worms at the Palace of Wisdom.

Well think about it, Punk. Think about it before you sign that. Last week, you couldn't even last fifteen minutes in the ring with the new face of extreme, the Tuesday night delight, John Morrison.

Some are born to sweet delight and others born to endless night.

We don't like snakes in the Palace of Wisdom.