If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue. - Peter Ustinov

The sea is calm you said. Peaceful. Calm above, but below a world of gliding monsters preying on their fellows. Murderers, all of them. Only the strongest teeth survive. And who's to tell me it's any different here on board, or yonder on dry land.

At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.

It's hot. And there's a lot of it. I like everything about it except the flavor.