"A national day of prayer"? Does that scare the spine out of anyone? Especially when you consider that it's all those dogshit religions that start th… - Doug Stanhope

"A national day of prayer"? Does that scare the spine out of anyone? Especially when you consider that it's all those dogshit religions that start these fucking wars to begin with. Ninety percent of every war that's ever been fought is because of some made-up, mind control, completely fictional religion. You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north"? No, it's because you got a silly, placebo religion, 'cause you don't want to admit that you don't fucking know.

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Doug Stanhope (born 25 March 1967) is an American stand-up comedian.

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Birth Name: Douglas Gene Stanhope
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With all the horrible, horrible shit that your priest is pumping into your kid's head, his dick should be the least of your worries, honestly. That's just a little mouthwash and a few years of therapy'll get rid of that. That Jesus shit will torture you for a lifetime.

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