[on people who join the military] As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kil… - Doug Stanhope
" "[on people who join the military] As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
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About Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope (born 25 March 1967) is an American stand-up comedian.
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Douglas Gene Stanhope
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Douglas Stanhope
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Don't learn from other people's mistakes. That's the worst advice you could ever get. Other people are fucking morons. Wrestling's the number one show on cable television. You're gonna learn from their mistakes? They're fuckin' tools! You might be the first guy who could to do it right and be a hero for all of us. Take a chance and learn to fly there, Orville Wright!
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