Put your fucking camera away, you stupid fucking tourist of… - Doug Stanhope

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Put your fucking camera away, you stupid fucking tourist of life! There's a whole generation of shitheads just filming every fucking thing they do. "I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!"

Doug Stanhope

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About Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope (born 25 March 1967) is an American stand-up comedian.

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Birth Name: Douglas Gene Stanhope

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