It's my own dream, I dreamt it, I dreamt that my hair was kempt, then I dremat my true love unkempt it. - Ogden Nash

I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.

These are enlightened days in which you can get hot water and cold water out of the same spigot,
And everybody has something about which they are proud to be broad-minded but they also have other things about which you would be wasting your breath if you tried to convince them that they were a bigot.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

Indoors or out, no one relaxes
In March, that month of wind and taxes,
The wind will presently disappear,
The taxes last us all the year.