I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No. - Woody Allen
" "I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
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About Woody Allen
Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
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