I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraceptio… - Woody Allen

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.

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Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.

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