You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955, when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best...you feed h… - Doug Stanhope

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You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955, when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best...you feed her a tapeworm and hope it takes a left at the Y.

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About Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope (born 25 March 1967) is an American stand-up comedian.

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Birth Name: Douglas Gene Stanhope
Alternative Names: Douglas Stanhope
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As an openly gay comedian, I feel a responsibility to talk about a lot of issues that-- What? Are you gonna test me? You don't know if I'm lying. I can be as gay as I want to be up here, fuck you. What, are you going to strap me to a chair and blow loads in my face to see if I'm fibbing when I say I love it?

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