You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not li… - Doug Stanhope

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You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955, when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best...you feed her a tapeworm and hope it takes a left at the Y.

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Doug Stanhope (born 25 March 1967) is an American stand-up comedian.

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Birth Name: Douglas Gene Stanhope

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