Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser! - Woody Allen

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Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

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About Woody Allen

Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.

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Birth Name: Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Also Known As: Woody
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