Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser! - Woody Allen

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Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

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About Woody Allen

Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.

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Birth Name: Allan Stewart Konigsberg

Also Known As: Woody

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[about his daughter] I'd rather she grew up here than grew up as an orphan, you know I can tolerate anybody's orphans but my own.

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men.
I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.