People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. - Bob Hope

Instead of taking a quiet nap as I should have been doing, I spent the afternoon in a teeming anthill of cutthroats, pickpockets, and shady characters who'd committed every crime in the book. Including one I couldn't forgive them for - no one asked me for my autograph.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.