Bob Hope Quotes

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Never had so little done so much for so many.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

من همراه شش برادرم بزرگ شدم؛ اين‌طوری بود كه رقص ياد گرفتم: در انتظار خالی شدن توالت.
- باب هوپ / كمدين آمريكايی

Instead of taking a quiet nap as I should have been doing, I spent the afternoon in a teeming anthill of cutthroats, pickpockets, and shady characters who'd committed every crime in the book. Including one I couldn't forgive them for - no one asked me for my autograph.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

I know I'm in England because this morning, my stomach got up two hours before I did and had a cup of tea! I've had so much tea, I slosh when I walk! You have to drink tea - I've tasted the coffee!

if you were to be loved be loveable

I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.