Bob Hope Quotes

if you were to be loved be loveable

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

من همراه شش برادرم بزرگ شدم؛ اين‌طوری بود كه رقص ياد گرفتم: در انتظار خالی شدن توالت.
- باب هوپ / كمدين آمريكايی

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Never had so little done so much for so many.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction.

Instead of taking a quiet nap as I should have been doing, I spent the afternoon in a teeming anthill of cutthroats, pickpockets, and shady characters who'd committed every crime in the book. Including one I couldn't forgive them for - no one asked me for my autograph.

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?