Bob Hope Quotes

if you were to be loved be loveable

Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

Instead of taking a quiet nap as I should have been doing, I spent the afternoon in a teeming anthill of cutthroats, pickpockets, and shady characters who'd committed every crime in the book. Including one I couldn't forgive them for - no one asked me for my autograph.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Never had so little done so much for so many.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.