Bob Hope Quotes

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

if you were to be loved be loveable

Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction.

Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

Never had so little done so much for so many.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.