Bob Hope Quotes

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Never had so little done so much for so many.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

من همراه شش برادرم بزرگ شدم؛ اين‌طوری بود كه رقص ياد گرفتم: در انتظار خالی شدن توالت.
- باب هوپ / كمدين آمريكايی

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.