Bob Hope Quotes

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Never had so little done so much for so many.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage.