Bob Hope Quotes

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction.

Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage.

if you were to be loved be loveable

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Instead of taking a quiet nap as I should have been doing, I spent the afternoon in a teeming anthill of cutthroats, pickpockets, and shady characters who'd committed every crime in the book. Including one I couldn't forgive them for - no one asked me for my autograph.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

من همراه شش برادرم بزرگ شدم؛ اين‌طوری بود كه رقص ياد گرفتم: در انتظار خالی شدن توالت.
- باب هوپ / كمدين آمريكايی

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.