She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. - Bob Hope

I made so many B pictures I began to get fan mail from hornets...and for me that was an improvement.

Instead of taking a quiet nap as I should have been doing, I spent the afternoon in a teeming anthill of cutthroats, pickpockets, and shady characters who'd committed every crime in the book. Including one I couldn't forgive them for - no one asked me for my autograph.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom.