Bob Hope Quotes

Never had so little done so much for so many.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom.

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.

if you were to be loved be loveable

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere.