Bob Hope Quotes

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Never had so little done so much for so many.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage.

I made so many B pictures I began to get fan mail from hornets...and for me that was an improvement.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction.

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.