11 Quotes Tagged: puns

Puns are the highest form of literature.

Bite my laughters, drink my tears. Pore into me, volumes, spell me stark and spill me swooning, I just don’t care what my thwarters think.

I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it.

Coincidences are spiritual puns.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

"Kira fixed Trig with a look. "Hey. What do you call a really smart newt?"
He grinned. "What?"
"Newton, of course."
"Permission to jettison both of them as punishment, Captain?" said Nielsen."

"It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water."

Doc Webster's eyes rolled briefly, like loaded dice, and came up snake eyes.

Another phenomenon, still more strikingly modern, was a package of lucifer matches, which, in old times, would have been thought actually to borrow their instantaneous flame from the nether fires of Tophet.