Top 15 Bob Hope Quotes

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom.

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.